React, Vue, Angular, TypeScript, Next.js - Creating immersive user experiences with cutting-edge frameworks
Node.js, Python, Go, Rust - Building scalable, high-performance server architectures
AWS, Docker, Kubernetes, CI/CD - Deploying and scaling applications in the cloud
TensorFlow, PyTorch, OpenAI APIs - Integrating intelligent features and automation
AI-powered bot that generates the most controversial takes possible. 99.9% engagement rate, 100% chaos.
Crypto trading bot that makes decisions by flipping a coin. Somehow outperforms 90% of day traders.
Uber-complex microservice architecture to decide what pizza topping to order. Uses 47 different APIs.
Website that's permanently under construction. Been "launching soon" for 3 years. Most visited 404 page ever.
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